1. Anonymous said: Cat meowing at a colossus.

    cat-meowing-at-things:

     

  2. "In 2002, having spent more than three years in one residence for the first time in my life, I got called for jury duty. I show up on time, ready to serve. When we get to the voir dire, the lawyer says to me, “I see you’re an astrophysicist. What’s that?” I answer, “Astrophysics is the laws of physics, applied to the universe—the Big Bang, black holes, that sort of thing.” Then he asks, “What do you teach at Princeton?” and I say, “I teach a class on the evaluation of evidence and the relative unreliability of eyewitness testimony.” Five minutes later, I’m on the street.

    A few years later, jury duty again. The judge states that the defendant is charged with possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine. It was found on his body, he was arrested, and he is now on trial. This time, after the Q&A is over, the judge asks us whether there are any questions we’d like to ask the court, and I say, “Yes, Your Honor. Why did you say he was in possession of 1,700 milligrams of cocaine? That equals 1.7 grams. The ‘thousand’ cancels with the ‘milli-’ and you get 1.7 grams, which is less than the weight of a dime.” Again I’m out on the street."
     

  3. Pikmin 3: You Guys Really Need To Keep Better Track of Your Cell Phones

     

  4. marauders4evr:

    The Harry Potter movies added many scenes that I disagree with.

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    This is not one of them.

    (via mdftba)

     

  5. Anonymous said: Re: your "rule about naked people" -- How about people who take nude photos of themselves not be stupid and use storage devices that can be hacked, like cloud storage (or take any risks close to that)? Just HOW much personal responsibility does your generation need to shed before you get it through your thick skulls that it only costs $20 for a decent external hard drive these days? :|

    fishingboatproceeds:

    "The lock on your diary wasn’t very good, so it’s your fault I read your diary."

     
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  7. georgetakei:

    Well, I guess they have a point.

    Though I’m not sure I’d call that stick doll an “attractive woman.”

    Source: http://po.st/QkryXN

     

    1. Ubisoft: Women are too hard to animate.
    2. Michelangelo: Shit, son, the women I drew and sculpted looked like men with oranges glued to their chests, but at least I fucking *tried*.
     
  8. edwardspoonhands:

    You’re young and beautiful…I’m old and…orange.

    (Source: johncarpenters)

     
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